When the Call Came When the call came,
my mother had the best friends were over for lunch;
but the husband was already soused,
and the wife never could handle that big damn Cadillac.
So when they offered to drive
my mother said no:
she hated the husband for being soused,
for saying my father never drank that much, he swore,
he never saw him drunk --
he, who was never otherwise --
and she hated the wife's helplessness,
if not exactly the wife.
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